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The Chronicles of Ken Chima

Ok this is hilarious, some dumbass african asshole, thinks I'm stupid enough to be scammed... :) *Think again my african brother* I'm gonna be posting the emails here... unadulterated and uncensored for your reading pleasure. Funny shit!


From:KEN CHIMA
Abidjan, Ivory Coast
West Africa
Tell:+225 0768 5885
APPEAL FOR URGENT BUSINESS ASSISTANCE.
My Dear,

Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you.

I got your name and contact from the Ivoirian chamber of commerce and industry.

I prayed over it and selected your name among other names due to its esteeming nature and the
recommendations given to me as a reputable and trust worthy person that I can do business with and by the recommendation , I must not hesitate to confide in you for this simple and sincere business .

I am ken chima the only son of late Mr and Mrs chima. My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant in Abidjan , the economic capital of Ivory coast, my father was poisoned to dearth by his business associates on one of their outings on a business trip .

My mother died when I was a baby and since then my father took me so special.

Before the death of my father on march 4 2005 in a private hospital here in Abidjan he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has the sum of six million,five hundred thousand United State Dollars. USD(6.500,000) left in fixed / suspense account in one of the prime bank here in Abidjan ,that he used my name as his only son for the next of Kin in depositing of the fund.

He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates. That I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where i will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose such as real estate management or hotel management .

Sir, I am honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways:
(1) To provide a bank account into which this money would be transferred to .
(2) To serve as a guardian of this fund since I am only 22years.
(3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a resident permit in your country.

Moreover, sir i am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum as compensation for your effort/ input after the successful transfer of this fund into your nominate account in overseas.
Furthermore, you indicate your options towards assisting me as I believe that this transaction would be concluded within fourtee(14) days you signify interest to assistme.
please make sure that you whrite me today.
Anticipating to hear from you soon.

Thanks and God bless.
Best regards,
ken chima




Awwww... poor kenny

Here's my reply

Hey man,

Hows it going my african brother? I am so sorry about your loss... Let me know how I can help in any way...

Regards,
Vin



My Dear Brother Vin,

Good day and how are you doing?, I hope that you are
alright. I thank you very much for your kind response
towards my proposal to you and for us to invest this
money together and for your assurance that you will
help me, may God bless you for that.

I am very much delighted hearing from you regards to
my request.
The only assistance that I needed from you is as
stated below,

(1) To provide a bank account into which this money
would be transferred to .
(2) To serve as a guardian of this funds since I am
only 22years.
(3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your
country to further my education and to secure a
resident permit in your country.
(4) To assist me financially and pay all fees that
will incure in this transaction and to make sure that
the bank transfers the money to your account.

I need to transfer this money\my inherittance out from
this country as soon as possible for the sake of my
dear life,because those wicked evil men that killed my
late father are after my life to kill my aswell so
that they will take over my late father`s wealth,
secondly, if you listen to the world news, you will
know and hear about the on coming Presidential
election here in my country and as things are going
on, it will be very very bloody.

I have discussed with the bank director of the bank
where my late father deposited this money before his
sudden death, he promised me that as soon as I bring
to their bank an account where to transfer the money,
that their bank will transfer the money to the account
as soon as possible so that I will travel out for my
safety, he said also that he will like to hear from
the account owner.

I will be very much happy and ready to make contract
or agreement with your company and as an investor for
any kind of project we will invest this money once it
is been transferred to your account in your country.

I will send to you all the bank deposit documents my
late father used in depositing this money with the
bank for your view as soon as I hear from you again.
I have scan and attached to you my ID card,my late
father's death certiticate, my birth certificate and
international passport so that you will see and know
me very well on my arrival at your airport, that will
be after the bank has transferred the money to your
account.I will also give you the contact information
of the bank so that you will contact the bank director
and discuss with him on my behalf the requirements
needed to get this money transferred to your account.
Please what is the name of the airport nearest to
you???, so that I will enroute my flight there. I have
contacted an immigration officer who is processing my
travelling papers to your country and he promised me
that my visa will be out soonest. Please try and get
back to me urgently so that I will know the next step
to follow.

You can also call me on my hotel room number
+22507685885 so that we will discuss the modalities of
investing this money in your country.
I will be waiting for your urgent response as soon as
possible.

Thanks and God bless,
Ken Chima.



Dear Ken,

Which College do you want to go to? I would reccommend Berkeley or Stanford... They are really good colleges, and the president is my friend, so I can get you in with no problem.
Send me your high school grades so I can forward it to them.

Regards,
Vin